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silentmania:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Also, it’s pronounce “Kan-Ziss”, so why is it spelled as if it were pronounced, “Khan’s Ass”?

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bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

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hotrodsparrow:

When it rains, it pours.

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taskscape:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

that is a weird looking dog

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cultofkimber:

So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….

Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again. 

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Yeah a little while ago actually :3 x

Its so fucking hottttt

scrambler081:

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